At the gym wearing a t-shirt that says:
God and I
don't always see
eye to eye.
Old woman points and screams "You're going to Hell!"
I say "I'll save you a seat."
She storms away heading for the exit.
The man she was with comes over and says "I apologize
for my wife. She isn't feeling well today."
I say "I'm sorry. I hope she feels better soon."
He says "I'm afraid she won't. Alzheimer's doesn't get better.
Excuse me. I need to go after her before she gets lost again."
