I wanted to laugh but you made me cry...

(Doesn't that sound like an old country song?)


her: Mama and Daddy said
come on home.
He doesn't deserve your sweet ass.

him: I'm takin' the dog
and my rusty old truck.
You'll never notice we're gone.

her: If you're takin' the dog
then I'm sellin' the cow.
You spent more time with her anyhow. 




(I think all of you should add a verse or two in comments)