There are rumors going around that I snore in my sleep.
I know for a fact that I do not snore when I'm awake.
I'm awake now. I am not snoring.
Maybe a little snorting, as I write this, but no snoring.
I don't fart, either.
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A southern gentlelady such as yourself would never do such things, I'm sure. Or if they did a southern gentleman would never notice.
Now some of those profane yankees or left coasters might. Barbarians!
I'm so glad you cleared all that up.
I really and truly have no idea what possessed me to post such a thing. I am sober.
I snore so loud I wake myself up.
I.... um you know so rancid I leave the... um... room...
Finding oneself amusing is worth more than precious gold.
It's as if we step out of ourselves for a moment.
I'm a profane Yankee (but not Yankees fan - yuck!)/East Coaster, and I admit...I snore.
Mehbeh if I moved south of the Mason-Dixon, I'd be cured?
Scott - that's some serious snoring!
Larry - it's weird, sometimes my sense of humor here makes me uncomfortable... but, I can write erotic and doom without a second thought.
Erica - well, you'd be more than welcome to try... but, I'm the wrong one to promise a cure...:)
I laughed me arse off....a totally different side of you....I LIKE IT!!!!!
Thanks, Mick... maybe I'll let it out more often...:)
Tetched by th' muse, she is. :D
sorry to have to say this, but i can actually hear you snoring here in scotland. it's faint, admittedly, but audible nevertheless - a sort of low repetitive rumble with a little whistling sound at the end. quite enchanting in its own way, and the dog is fascinated by the high-pitched whistling bit. she jumps up and down and runs round in circles yelping excitedly whenever you start up.
DC and Alan - You two have NO idea how much I needed your humor today!
Snor(t)ing loudly here.......LOL.
thank you both...:)
I sleep good enough to not hear any snoring coming from me. Therefore, since I can't prove it, it doesn't happen.
Now farting on the other hand, I am way too proud of to deny.
Dave - you are such a ... guy! :)
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