Thursday, February 22, 2007

zzzzzzzzzz...

There are rumors going around that I snore in my sleep.

I know for a fact that I do not snore when I'm awake.
I'm awake now. I am not snoring.

Maybe a little snorting, as I write this, but no snoring.


I don't fart, either.

14 comments:

kdzu said...

A southern gentlelady such as yourself would never do such things, I'm sure. Or if they did a southern gentleman would never notice.

Now some of those profane yankees or left coasters might. Barbarians!

rsm said...

I'm so glad you cleared all that up.

Jean said...

I really and truly have no idea what possessed me to post such a thing. I am sober.

Scott from Oregon said...

I snore so loud I wake myself up.

I.... um you know so rancid I leave the... um... room...

kdzu said...

Finding oneself amusing is worth more than precious gold.
It's as if we step out of ourselves for a moment.

Erica said...

I'm a profane Yankee (but not Yankees fan - yuck!)/East Coaster, and I admit...I snore.

Mehbeh if I moved south of the Mason-Dixon, I'd be cured?

Jean said...

Scott - that's some serious snoring!

Larry - it's weird, sometimes my sense of humor here makes me uncomfortable... but, I can write erotic and doom without a second thought.

Erica - well, you'd be more than welcome to try... but, I'm the wrong one to promise a cure...:)

AspergantuS said...

I laughed me arse off....a totally different side of you....I LIKE IT!!!!!

Jean said...

Thanks, Mick... maybe I'll let it out more often...:)

Desert Cat said...

Tetched by th' muse, she is. :D

alan said...

sorry to have to say this, but i can actually hear you snoring here in scotland. it's faint, admittedly, but audible nevertheless - a sort of low repetitive rumble with a little whistling sound at the end. quite enchanting in its own way, and the dog is fascinated by the high-pitched whistling bit. she jumps up and down and runs round in circles yelping excitedly whenever you start up.

Jean said...

DC and Alan - You two have NO idea how much I needed your humor today!
Snor(t)ing loudly here.......LOL.
thank you both...:)

curmudgeon said...

I sleep good enough to not hear any snoring coming from me. Therefore, since I can't prove it, it doesn't happen.

Now farting on the other hand, I am way too proud of to deny.

Jean said...

Dave - you are such a ... guy! :)