His name was Peanut Butter Jones.
His parents were hippies.
His quest was to find the perfect Jelly.
He spread Orange Marmalade, licked
Peach Preserves and dipped a digit in his
cousin Apple Butter.
Plain Grape made him drip. Red Raspberry
stuck in his teeth. Elder Berry was too ripe
and Cherry was taken a long time ago.
Poor Peanut changed his name to Damn Skippy.