Sunday, December 30, 2007

Delivery Boy...

Can we be friends?

I don't know. Can we?

Can we just have sex?

No. You weren't that good.


(far be it from me to ruin a man's wet dream, but... )

20 comments:

Joan of Argghh! said...

Honesty is the best policy, after all.

It certainly is simpler...

Deadman said...

Kick 'im to the curb and stomp on his bleeding heart.

Go Jean!

Jean said...

Joan - simple is best, yes 'tis.

Mark - bwahahahaha! (He'll get over it. They all do.)

Anonymous said...

OMG! Now I would pay to know the entire detailed story here... Not a lot, mind you, but yeah, I'd pay... Probably better than some of the things I've paid for in my life...

LBJ said...

chuckle chuckle. . like one ex "you're frigid.. my god. .you're frigid. . so was my three ex girlfriends. . AND my ex wife" boy I can sure pick em.

uh. . right. .

kdzu said...

Well, now we know the bar is positioned rather high. Gives us something to work toward.

Corby said...

Ha! Good one Jean!
I once had a guy proposition me when I was working in a store. I said I was working, he persisted so I then said, I get a five minute break.
Ouch. You get him Jean!

LBJ said...

and if I didn't add. . way to go. . that took some guts.. wish I could have seen the look on his face.

You're my hero.

none said...

Yeah but then they know where you live ;)

Jean said...

Winston, how much is 'not a lot'?

Lin - uh, yeah...all those women had a problem, never him. Right.

Larry - well, m'dear... I have no doubt that there could be a high-jumper in the crowd ;)

Corby ooooooooooooh...good one, girl!

Lin - desperate times require desperate measures...heh.

Hammer - uh, yeah...definite drawback. Which contributed to the length of time it took to get to this point, unfortunately.

William the Coroner said...

Yanno, you should give beverage warnings.

Jean said...

William (may I call you William?)-
heh...keep coming back. Humor here is not all that common...from me, anyway.

Liquid said...

You do not understand how HARD, I am laughing!

AspergantuS said...

Boy, you'll just crush anyone's little heart won't you. I mean... all the boy wanted was a booty call.

Bwahahaha

Jean said...

Liquid - ah, my girl...you can relate, eh?

Mick - I can be such a cold bitch at times :)

Deadman said...

Delivery Boy - I think I saw a video called that recently.

Only he got what he came for.

Maybe you need to find a delivery MAN.

Happy New Year, Jean!

The Atavist said...

Jean: I would have said: "May we have some sex?" Would that have made a difference? I think good grammar is always in order.

Thanks for the chuckle (and a lesson in humility) and may you have the best 2008 possible!

Jean said...

Mark -delivery MAN. you're right.
Know any?? :)

Sieg- It would have made a difference with you. DBoy is a lost cause.

Happy New Year to you both! and all!

Anonymous said...

Oh hell, I had a major DOH! moment. I read this post, but the title didn't register. So then I just read your new one about the google search WITH the title. hahaha The post cracked me up originally, but now, I get it. *snort*

Can I get all nosy? Send me an email...I wanna know how young he was. hehehe

Jean said...

LL - he is younger than me by 16 years...heh.