Friday, May 20, 2011

My sister emailed a few chuckles...

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendar ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and
we got a little busy, OK?

Sincerely,
the Mayans
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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark
wasn't leaving 'til 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephants
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Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol


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If I'm lazy for the next coupla days, ya'll have a great weekend!

Sincerely,
Jean

10 comments:

kdzu said...

Even if I could pick up peanuts with it, I'm not so sure I'd wanna eat them. Possibly flick them at the monkeys......or onlookers.

♫NWM♫ said...

Thanks for the visual Kudzu...

I NEED EYE BLEACH!!!

Boxer said...

those were funny. You have a great weekend too.

Jean said...

My lovely friends never fail to please and amuse me.

Froth said...

Hey! We gotta get our toes did before the Rap!!!

Jean said...

oooooh, yeah! Should we go with Hussy Red?

Daphne said...

Hugs and kisses, Jean.

kdzu said...

Hussy Red is always goooooodd!!
The late lamented Acidman would look down from whatever cloud he materialized on with favor......probably make up a little song.
Me......i jes drools a bit.

Jean said...

Thank you, Daphne.

Larry, I forgot about Acid Man's love of red toes. Here's a bib for ya, my friend.

Froth said...

I went for the easy pinkish shit. It isn't as easily noticeable when I make mistakes.