Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Him: Nice ring. Topaz and diamonds?
Her: Thanks. Yes.
Him: Somebody likes you...
Her: Ha, yeah. I like me. I bought it.
Him: Hmmm... what's your boyfriend supposed to buy?
Her: You're assuming I have a boyfriend.
Him: Ah, independent woman.
Her: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Him: Men like to feel needed, ya know.
Her: Men like convenience with no attachment.
Him: That can work out ok for women, too.
Her: Sometimes. I prefer to know who I'm having fun with.
Both sip their drinks quietly.
Him: Bartender, give this lady a drink on me.
Her: Bartender, this lady can buy her own drinks.
Her: Why would you buy a woman something?
Him: (smiling) Well...
Her: Uh huh. Which is exactly why I said no.
Him: What if I'm your Prince Charming?
Her: I think I would've figured that out by now.
Him: You'll never notice if you keep that wall up.
Her: Time for me to catch my flight.
She picks up her purse and walks out of the lounge.
Bartender: mmm mmmm... nice ass on that.
Him: Nice package all around.
Hope she lets someone buy her a drink someday.