Airport Lounge...

Him: Nice ring. Topaz and diamonds?

Her: Thanks. Yes.

Him: Somebody likes you...

Her: Ha, yeah. I like me. I bought it.

Him: Hmmm... what's your boyfriend supposed to buy?

Her: You're assuming I have a boyfriend.

Him: Ah, independent woman.

Her: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Him: Men like to feel needed, ya know.

Her: Men like convenience with no attachment.

Him: That can work out ok for women, too.

Her: Sometimes. I prefer to know who I'm having fun with.

Both sip their drinks quietly.

Him: Bartender, give this lady a drink on me.

Her: Bartender, this lady can buy her own drinks.

Him: Ouch.

Her: Why would you buy a woman something?

Him: (smiling) Well...

Her: Uh huh. Which is exactly why I said no.

Him: What if I'm your Prince Charming?

Her: I think I would've figured that out by now.

Him: You'll never notice if you keep that wall up.

Her: Time for me to catch my flight.

She picks up her purse and walks out of the lounge.

Bartender: mmm mmmm... nice ass on that.

Him: Nice package all around.
Hope she lets someone buy her a drink someday.