Friday, March 06, 2009

Sometimes less is more...

like now.

9 comments:

boneman said...

K

Froth said...

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Irrelephant said...

Er?

AspergantuS said...

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Jean said...

boneman said...

boneman said...

Being laid off through no fault of your own is a terrible thing.
Then again, there's Bill.
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion;
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but
Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion
on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once
that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

kdzu said...

Wish I knew how to make those cute little icons on here.

Some say that the attachment to things is the cause of most of the trouble in the world, others say,

To content oneself with what one has already got or can easily get, and to abstain apathetically from any attempts to improve one’s own material conditions, is not a virtue.

Possibly the truth lies somewhere in the middle.....now if I could just figure out where that happy median is.

Corby said...

maybe?

-Corby