Friday, June 13, 2008

In an email from my sister...

Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor in the
morning, Satan shudders and says...

"Oh shit...she's awake!"

20 comments:

AspergantuS said...

I like your sister.
THAT'S going to be my motto...

Blaez said...

love it! she read my mind :-)

jck said...

Definitely a keeper!

Corby said...

Will do!!

Look out Satan

Corby

Jean said...

Even though those are not original to her...she can be a real hoot!

Kim said...

I'm liking that one, too.

kdzu said...

Sounds good to me.

Winston said...

That one is a keeper! You may see it or a variation of it again...

Hammer said...

I've had that feeling before ;)

curmudgeon said...

BWAH!!! I like it.

~Jack~ said...

Absolutely perfect!

boneman said...

usually when I pass a church
I like to stop for a visit.
That's so when I go in feet first, God don't call down, "who is it?"

and, tell me this....when your sister sends e-mail to you....
does she send a picture of a flasher, too?

boneman said...

oh, don't mind me.....
I'm just monkeying around.

Winston said...

Jean, just so you don't miss it, new haiku up over at my place. Your expert critique welcome, but don't be too harsh on me... after all, I'm just an amateur...

Anonymous said...

.... and what happens if Satan says, "Hot DAMN!.... He's AWAKE!"?.....

..... not that I would know anything about that, I'm just asking....

Jean said...

well, that would be a whole different picture, wouldn't it? heh.

dianne said...

I try to live my life that way...

And Boney, God will definitely know who you are because you're good and kind in so many ways, even if you do 'flash' on occasions. Is that sunburn on your tummy?

Lee said...

when you exit life
and take away Satan's job
just turn down the heat!

- an evil haiku

Mark said...

"Rise from the ashes ablaze of everyday glory"

Lynn Price said...

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.