Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Bumpin' Uglies....

...alrighty, then.

In an attempt to lighten the mood a bit, let's take a survey...

What words or phrases do you use, or have heard, when you are talking about
....um, you know... doing "it". Having sex. The title of this post is going to be my only contribution. The rest of you need to leave your entries... ha, a pun... in the comment box, or send them to me in an e-mail. I will post everything you submit in a few days. Everything.

OK,... let the fun begin!

45 comments:

Sparrow said...

Being a Noo Yawkah, I've always been partial to the phrase "Playing 'Hide the Salami'".

Of course, it's really more like 'hide the pepperoni'. Or Slim Jim, in some cases.

Jean said...

Sparrow - HA!!!

Maricopa Mark said...

"doing the big nasty"

Walrilla said...

makin' the beast with two backs

Hannelie said...

Australians call it Nooki. Don't ask me why, I don't know. LOL

GalacticallyStupid said...

This is an easy one...bumping fuzz...which, of course, is a moot point if you shave the vajayjay, in which case it would be the brillo shining the pot...

Sparrow said...

I've also always liked "canoodling", because it reminds me of being on a boat, which I love, and noodles, ditto. What it has to do with sex I haven't a clue.

Anonymous said...

... servicing the machine...

Aspergantus said...

Wettin' the pencil..

Aspergantus said...

...Stump Grinding...

Aspergantus said...

...Probing the Clam

Aspergantus said...

...Riding the Subway...

Sparrow said...

Boinking. Boffing.

And Mattress Olympics.

Lee said...

Invented by my wife:

fuckitation

or just plain old sexy sexin'

Lee said...

When you have young children, and it's daytime, it's called:

getting dressed

or

taking a nap

or, my personal favorite:

taking a shower!

Of course, I'm the guy who writes signs that say "I'may akednay" and hang them on my bedroom door for my wife to find when she comes up at night, so maybe I'm the wrong person to ask about this.

Jean said...

You guys are great....keep 'em coming....damn, another pun.

Lee.....whatever works!

LL said...

Having carnal knowledge of someone.

Knowing someone in the Biblical way.

Porking someone.

Aspergantus said...

...Dipping the pen in the ink well...

Aspergantus said...

...letting the boys loose...

loria said...

clean the pipes out, making whoopie, doing the nasty, getting some exercise.those are just a few that come to the top of my head.

Sparrow said...

Riding the dolphin.

Sparrow said...

Oooh, and makin' whoopie! I love that one!

Sparrow said...

On the topic of porking, my brother had a friend who liked to snag ladies in the ladies room. He was known as "Pat, the Powder Room Porker". Heh.

BigBadWolf said...

The horizontal mambo...bed aerobics...doin' the nasty...gettin' freaky...gettin' some...pushups with a payoff...slap and tickle...a roll in the hay...

Velociman said...

Well, if it's with a fat person it's corpulation.

Freddie said...

lol V-man

"Wanna play?" or "Rock me to sleep"

I know, booooring.

Lee said...

I was telling my wife about this, and she reminded me of an article we saw once on this subject. The most disturbing one we read was (drum roll please):


Snuggies and Pumpies

EEEEEeeewwwwww!

Sounds like something a Catholic priest might do!

curmudgeon said...

I've always been partial to "Let's get kinky!".
Or screwin'.

Jean said...

Holy Cow... this is gonna make a great post... in another day or so.

Jim - PRS said...

........Knockin' boots

Valerie - Riding Solo said...

The mate was a mechanic for motorcycles, I liked "getting my cylinder honed".

He was army, too and that gave us "staff inspection".

I was a hippy once, "getting down"

From a movie/book we loved, "How about a friendly poke? I'll cut ya for it?"

Sticom come on, "Baby, OH Baby!"

Camping out - "Let's go shake the dew off the tent".

In a hurry, "I'm naked!"

Mate was cold (which almost never happened) "Will you roast my weenie?" or, from me, "Let me lick your magic mushroom" (that always got him!)

Am I at TMI yet? LOL!

"fool around"
"watching the submarine races"
"how bout a little hanky panky?"
and his favorite specialty offer
"free mustache ride"
Oh, almost forgot, "tickle the peanut", "magic carpet ride" and "you show me yours, I'll show you mine".

Yea, we liked sex. A lot of the time it was just, "wanna get laid?" but we loved the others, too.

boneman said...

dang!
whatcha got goin' here?

How 'bout gettin' some.

just an ol' guy, y'know.

Doon' it.
Spoonin' fronts.
Belly bumpin'.
Mixin' up he Jam!
Searchin' fer bees in a honey pot.
(found one!
oooo, that ain't no bee....)

Nea said...

Wow this took me down memory lane. I have lived long enough to hear most all of these at least once.......

shag the beaver comes to mind. But truthfully, I am kind of old fashioned, and prefer love making to sex, so I like to be approached in a bit more tasteful manner. I never could just have sex without feeling something, wish I could, it would sure make things easier in my life...haha

alan said...

there is simply no substitute for 'fucking', in my opinion ...

Jean said...

Alan - finally, someone said it!
...and, thank you so much for visiting here.

alan said...

haha, yes it had to be said :)

and it's a pleasure to visit jean.

Desert Cat said...

Dancing in the sheets

Washing machine

Roll in the hay

Doin' the horizontal bop

Making a little magic

Having a quickie

Rocking and rolling

Anonymous said...

Hide the pickle.

Jean said...

Thanks to all of you!!....the complete results will be posted soon.

SgtHook said...

Jim at PRS stole my thunder with "kockin' boots."

James Hooker, Nippleus Nibbleus said...

Stump Grinding

Jean said...

It's ok, Sgt... you get credit too!


James H - welcome and thanks!

Sparrow said...

Horizontal Mambo!

Sparrow said...

Makin' Bacon!

Sparrow said...

Oops, sorry bigbadwolf, didn't see you.

Doing the wild thing. And did anyone say humping? Going at it? Jumping your bones? Balling? Pounditation? Shagging? Schtupping? Riding the pink pony?

That's it, I think I'm done!