Friday, January 11, 2013

gosh darn you!

My sister insists that she will never swear.

Make three piles.
One of poop. One of crap. One of shit.

Examine each pile closely.
Take a big whiff of each.

They're all the same thing, asshole.

13 comments:

J Cosmo Newbery said...

I feel I should comment but I don't know what to say...

Jean said...

Say anything you like, JCN.

♫NWM♫ said...

one pile
two pile
three pile
POOP

Doom said...

Gosh darn you, both! I am with your sister in spirit, but I'm with you in form. :p The Lord knows I try, but my tongue is not my own! It's still in teh Navy.

Ask if she will, pardon my French, go with merde? She can even say, well, pardon my French. :p

Froth said...

I am bad about the swearing. So, I shall swear for you both. Shit and shitfire.

og said...

Swearing is not in the words, but the intent. The creator knows what you mean, and if your intent is nasty but your words are innocent, you still get the black marks for them.

the walking man said...

Poop is what dogs do and people step in


Crap is what places like banks give out for free..we take it and eventually it costs us dear...


And shit is just the same old every day whatever that always someone is ready to watch you take a bite of to make themselves feel better...


Now an asshole is an asshole no matter whats coming out of it.

the walking man said...

Oh yeah "fuck 'em" rampant poverty and hunger is obscenity not words god damn it.

Anonymous said...

He he. Thanks for the laugh.

And the updates, 'course.

Ma's favorites were: OH Fiddlesticks! And SON-of-a-SEA-Biscuit!

:)

Formerly Fred

Jean said...

'not in the words but in the intent'...exactly.

Freddie! yaaaaaayy! how are ya??

♫NWM♫ said...

Speaking of cussing... you'll be in bigger shit than me if'n ya doesn't answer my e=mail BLONDE!!!

Anonymous said...

Gettin' better I think.

I'm always thinkin: I should do some blogging. But when I actually sit down to do it I can't organize a single one of the million thoughts in my head. So I opt to keep my crazy to m'self I guess.

Still keeping track of y'all though. And praying of course.


Freddie

Jean said...

check your gmail, NWM.