Tuesday, August 16, 2011

bubble-wrap farts...

After McD's and too much Co'cola while
sitting on a hard chair.

*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppppppptt*

Damn things sting a bit while exploding, too.

If there's a video for this, I dun wanna know.

12 comments:

boneman said...

Well, there IS a video, but, truthfully...

WE didn't want to know about yours, either.
Me?
Oh heck, gal. I can still belt out some old Rolling Stones tunes...

Jean said...

These here are without control. Good thing I live alone.

randompawses said...

Been there, done that, glad nobody had a video camera! ROTFL

Joan of Argghh! said...

We (the son and DIL and JR) were naming the different kinds of farts last night:

Seam Ripper
Squealer
Squeaker
Tail Gunner

You get the idea.

foam said...

must a been the little bubble wrap ..

Jean said...

Actually, I made it all up.
I never fart.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Don't you wish Erica could find and reprint her whole little story about never farting? OMG but that was some funny schtick!

Jean said...

oh Hell yeah.... but I also wish she would just write again!

Erica said...

I never fart. Never once. Ever. Subcutaneous gas in my body merely converts to fat. True story. :)

I wish I could write again too. I actually do, come to think of it...sort of...

http://www.sheepsheadbites.com/author/esherman/

It's not much, but it keeps me busy.

Doom said...

In a dank and dark room,

there she went, boom.

After a meal of of unhealth,

that took only a small amount of her wealth,

I think something foul I smealth.

Never... mind... Plus, you started it!

Jean said...

Holy whoozis, Erica....you be uptown. Congratulations!

Doom, that has a rap rhythm to it. Ha!

Doom said...

Nah, think Poe.