After McD's and too much Co'cola while
sitting on a hard chair.
*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppppppptt*
Damn things sting a bit while exploding, too.
If there's a video for this, I dun wanna know.
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March 2007 - November 6, 2012
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March 2007 - November 6, 2012
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Well, there IS a video, but, truthfully...
WE didn't want to know about yours, either.
Me?
Oh heck, gal. I can still belt out some old Rolling Stones tunes...
These here are without control. Good thing I live alone.
Been there, done that, glad nobody had a video camera! ROTFL
We (the son and DIL and JR) were naming the different kinds of farts last night:
Seam Ripper
Squealer
Squeaker
Tail Gunner
You get the idea.
must a been the little bubble wrap ..
Actually, I made it all up.
I never fart.
Don't you wish Erica could find and reprint her whole little story about never farting? OMG but that was some funny schtick!
oh Hell yeah.... but I also wish she would just write again!
I never fart. Never once. Ever. Subcutaneous gas in my body merely converts to fat. True story. :)
I wish I could write again too. I actually do, come to think of it...sort of...
http://www.sheepsheadbites.com/author/esherman/
It's not much, but it keeps me busy.
In a dank and dark room,
there she went, boom.
After a meal of of unhealth,
that took only a small amount of her wealth,
I think something foul I smealth.
Never... mind... Plus, you started it!
Holy whoozis, Erica....you be uptown. Congratulations!
Doom, that has a rap rhythm to it. Ha!
Nah, think Poe.
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