but, I'll give it a try for Dr. Zeus
and his contest at his blog 'William the Coroner'.
He gave a choice of two topics... Primate or Prime Mate.
There once was a great ape named Harry,
who was searching for his soul mate to marry.
He traveled the world,
visiting zoo after zoo,
but tearfully cried "They're too hairy!"
William awards a care package sent to one of our
soldiers serving in harm's way.
We have until Friday to make this interesting. Go.