Burgess graduated from MIT in 1887 and became a draftsman for the Southern Pacific Railroad, after which he taught topographical drawing at the University of California. In 1894 he changed professions, becoming associate editor of Wave magazine. In 1895 he became the founding editor of the humor magazine Lark, and in 1897 he began to publish books of his self-illustrated whimsical writings. Among his best-known works are 'Goops and How to Be Them' (1900), on bad-mannered children, and 'Are You a Bromide?' (1906), the origin of bromide as meaning "a boring person." Burgess also coined the word 'blurb' to describe the praise printed on book jackets. He is best known for the quatrain "I never saw a purple cow,/I never hope to see one;/ But I can tell you, anyhow,/I'd rather see than be one."