New ugly underwear makes even better rags. I hear ya about the grannies. I keep trying to find nylon briefs that aren't hicut, bikini cut, thong bullshit. They're always sold out. So you have to get those cotton weirdos that just do. not. work.
Maybe we should switch to Kilts. No underwear there. (If done right. Remember Braveheart) Or instead of working on a cure for baldness, lets spend research money on growing more hair all over our bodies and save mone on clothes altogether. Well, I wouldn't like to see Nancy Pelosi nekkid, even if covered by grey hair. (you don't think that's here natural color do you?)
Usually my underwear is ugly when I buy it, and me wearing it does not improve it one bit. And by the time I get rid of it, it's too holey to be useful as anything.
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Unfortunately things are a bit dusty down there...
Only if you own underwear...unless of course you are using someone elses ugly underwear.
New ugly underwear makes even better rags. I hear ya about the grannies. I keep trying to find nylon briefs that aren't hicut, bikini cut, thong bullshit. They're always sold out. So you have to get those cotton weirdos that just do. not. work.
Yep.
And old holey socks. The ribbed part is great for scrubbin' that sticky tree sap/seed shit off the kitchen floor.
Only if they are cotton!
Maybe we should switch to Kilts. No underwear there. (If done right. Remember Braveheart) Or instead of working on a cure for baldness, lets spend research money on growing more hair all over our bodies and save mone on clothes altogether.
Well, I wouldn't like to see Nancy Pelosi nekkid, even if covered by grey hair. (you don't think that's here natural color do you?)
Usually my underwear is ugly when I buy it, and me wearing it does not improve it one bit. And by the time I get rid of it, it's too holey to be useful as anything.
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