Well, geez...

It's all been said on the other blogs.
I did my mushy post on Christmas.

What else is there to say?

Oh, yeah...

What moron scheduled four major holidays
to fall within six freakin' short weeks???

No wonder people are keeling over from stress.
Let's try to fix that for next year, ok?

Anyway... Happy New Year! Bring it on, 2008!


adding a serious note: watch the video Mick
posted on his blog. Learn to say 'thank you'.

Delivery Boy...

Can we be friends?

I don't know. Can we?

Can we just have sex?

No. You weren't that good.


(far be it from me to ruin a man's wet dream, but... )

post-holiday blah-post...

I'm bored.

I need jokes.
Short, very funny jokes.

blog-comment-bot-jerk-alert...

The variety of asshats in the world is, apparently, endless.

Our dear Erica has a post that all of our blogger friends
need to read. Follow her links and read the comments
in the post, too.

So far, I've had to delete two comments here.
I have no idea if I have been impersonated on
anyone else's blog. I hope not.

I will be sending a complaint to abuse at level3 dot com.

Ho Ho Haiku...

You have until midnight tonight to submit
your haiku entry at Sparrow's place.
Then, everyone gets to vote for their favorite
out of the ten finalists. THEN... there is a prize
for the winner. Oh, yes there is.

Sparrow will send a Deluxe Care Package to
anyone currently serving in our military.
The haiku winner gets to pick the recipient.

You can submit as many haikus as you like.

This week's topic is: Christmas.

my entry...

Not all gifts are found
wrapped pretty under your tree.
Best are in your heart.

Get yourself over to All Atwitter. Now! please.

UPDATE: You have until 9 a.m. Friday to vote for the winner!