Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Haiku duh...

Sparrow rants at IDIOTS.
UPDATE: voting continues until 11 pm Thursday.

my entries for this week:

Well, duh. Of course the
coffee is hot. And, it ought
not be in your lap!
*
You had the best love
of your life with me. The path
does not come back here.
*
Fool me once, poor me.
Fool me twice and I am the
idiot savant.
*
Four and twenty black
birds baked in a pie won't fit
in the damn oven.

Deadline for entries is 10 pm tonight.
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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 8:42 AM

    Ha! They're all good (naturally), but I really LOVE that last one!

    Freddie

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  2. bonemanFebruary 25, 2009 9:41 AM

    The last two are the absolute best!

    ....but, since the topic is 'idiot' I have an edge!

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  3. JeanFebruary 25, 2009 11:22 AM

    Thanks, Freddie. I can't wait to see what the competition brings :-D

    Berry, shame on you. Not true.
    You have an edge because you are talented. (thanks for the kudos)

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  4. bonemanFebruary 25, 2009 11:34 AM

    yeah....but, I am also a talented idiot!
    HA!

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  5. ArdlairFebruary 25, 2009 2:00 PM

    Why do I always get told off?

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  6. JeanFebruary 25, 2009 3:01 PM

    Ardlair, somehow I think you may be exaggerating. Yes, I do.

    (welcome!)

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 3:35 PM

    Without helmets they ride
    Rock, ice, sand on pavement remain
    Now combined with fresh blood


    Yeah, a few motorcyclists are out on the road already, even though there's still way too much ice for me to want to risk it....

    -RP

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  8. curmudgeonFebruary 25, 2009 4:01 PM

    Sorry, the only thing I come up with is a reference to the one in the White House.

    I'm trying to stop! Really! I am!

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 4:15 PM

    Having eaten a 4 and twenty blackbird pie (think chicken pot pie, only with blackbird) I can attest to the fact that it will indeed fit.....and didn't taste all that bad either. Of course I've eaten possum also....kinda like pig but greasier. The sweet potatoes were the best part. There was something about the birdshot we kept crunching into that threw me off.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 9:54 PM

    HAH! Love the last one! Well done!

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  11. JeanFebruary 25, 2009 11:33 PM

    -RP... who might you be?

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2009 1:21 AM

    Very nice!

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  13. JeanFebruary 27, 2009 1:34 AM

    Thanks, Mark...I won this week!
    :-D

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  14. randompawsesMarch 04, 2009 4:03 PM

    "-RP... who might you be?"

    Just another blogger with a slightly (okay, mostly) warped sense of humor, who's behind on her blog reading. ;-)

    -RP

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  15. JeanMarch 04, 2009 4:33 PM

    heh... I visited. I liked :-D
    I'll be back.
    You're welcome here anytime.

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  16. randompawsesMarch 04, 2009 6:55 PM

    Thank you, Jean. I rather like your site, too - good stuff here. :-D I need to put you in my regular visit line-up.
    Feel free to visit me any time you'd like!

    RP/Paws

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