Thursday, February 22, 2007

zzzzzzzzzz...

There are rumors going around that I snore in my sleep.

I know for a fact that I do not snore when I'm awake.
I'm awake now. I am not snoring.

Maybe a little snorting, as I write this, but no snoring.


I don't fart, either.
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14 comments:

  1. kdzuFebruary 22, 2007 10:33 PM

    A southern gentlelady such as yourself would never do such things, I'm sure. Or if they did a southern gentleman would never notice.

    Now some of those profane yankees or left coasters might. Barbarians!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2007 10:33 PM

    I'm so glad you cleared all that up.

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  3. JeanFebruary 22, 2007 10:42 PM

    I really and truly have no idea what possessed me to post such a thing. I am sober.

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  4. Scott from OregonFebruary 22, 2007 10:45 PM

    I snore so loud I wake myself up.

    I.... um you know so rancid I leave the... um... room...

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  5. kdzuFebruary 23, 2007 8:05 AM

    Finding oneself amusing is worth more than precious gold.
    It's as if we step out of ourselves for a moment.

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  6. EricaFebruary 23, 2007 8:41 AM

    I'm a profane Yankee (but not Yankees fan - yuck!)/East Coaster, and I admit...I snore.

    Mehbeh if I moved south of the Mason-Dixon, I'd be cured?

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  7. JeanFebruary 23, 2007 6:02 PM

    Scott - that's some serious snoring!

    Larry - it's weird, sometimes my sense of humor here makes me uncomfortable... but, I can write erotic and doom without a second thought.

    Erica - well, you'd be more than welcome to try... but, I'm the wrong one to promise a cure...:)

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  8. AspergantuSFebruary 23, 2007 10:21 PM

    I laughed me arse off....a totally different side of you....I LIKE IT!!!!!

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  9. JeanFebruary 23, 2007 11:06 PM

    Thanks, Mick... maybe I'll let it out more often...:)

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  10. Desert CatFebruary 24, 2007 2:58 AM

    Tetched by th' muse, she is. :D

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  11. alanFebruary 24, 2007 4:57 AM

    sorry to have to say this, but i can actually hear you snoring here in scotland. it's faint, admittedly, but audible nevertheless - a sort of low repetitive rumble with a little whistling sound at the end. quite enchanting in its own way, and the dog is fascinated by the high-pitched whistling bit. she jumps up and down and runs round in circles yelping excitedly whenever you start up.

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  12. JeanFebruary 24, 2007 8:40 AM

    DC and Alan - You two have NO idea how much I needed your humor today!
    Snor(t)ing loudly here.......LOL.
    thank you both...:)

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  13. curmudgeonFebruary 26, 2007 4:56 PM

    I sleep good enough to not hear any snoring coming from me. Therefore, since I can't prove it, it doesn't happen.

    Now farting on the other hand, I am way too proud of to deny.

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  14. JeanFebruary 26, 2007 8:02 PM

    Dave - you are such a ... guy! :)

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