sorry to have to say this, but i can actually hear you snoring here in scotland. it's faint, admittedly, but audible nevertheless - a sort of low repetitive rumble with a little whistling sound at the end. quite enchanting in its own way, and the dog is fascinated by the high-pitched whistling bit. she jumps up and down and runs round in circles yelping excitedly whenever you start up.
A southern gentlelady such as yourself would never do such things, I'm sure. Or if they did a southern gentleman would never notice.
ReplyDeleteNow some of those profane yankees or left coasters might. Barbarians!
I'm so glad you cleared all that up.
ReplyDeleteI really and truly have no idea what possessed me to post such a thing. I am sober.
ReplyDeleteI snore so loud I wake myself up.
ReplyDeleteI.... um you know so rancid I leave the... um... room...
Finding oneself amusing is worth more than precious gold.
ReplyDeleteIt's as if we step out of ourselves for a moment.
I'm a profane Yankee (but not Yankees fan - yuck!)/East Coaster, and I admit...I snore.
ReplyDeleteMehbeh if I moved south of the Mason-Dixon, I'd be cured?
Scott - that's some serious snoring!
ReplyDeleteLarry - it's weird, sometimes my sense of humor here makes me uncomfortable... but, I can write erotic and doom without a second thought.
Erica - well, you'd be more than welcome to try... but, I'm the wrong one to promise a cure...:)
I laughed me arse off....a totally different side of you....I LIKE IT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Mick... maybe I'll let it out more often...:)
ReplyDeleteTetched by th' muse, she is. :D
ReplyDeletesorry to have to say this, but i can actually hear you snoring here in scotland. it's faint, admittedly, but audible nevertheless - a sort of low repetitive rumble with a little whistling sound at the end. quite enchanting in its own way, and the dog is fascinated by the high-pitched whistling bit. she jumps up and down and runs round in circles yelping excitedly whenever you start up.
ReplyDeleteDC and Alan - You two have NO idea how much I needed your humor today!
ReplyDeleteSnor(t)ing loudly here.......LOL.
thank you both...:)
I sleep good enough to not hear any snoring coming from me. Therefore, since I can't prove it, it doesn't happen.
ReplyDeleteNow farting on the other hand, I am way too proud of to deny.
Dave - you are such a ... guy! :)
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