Tuesday, August 16, 2011

bubble-wrap farts...

After McD's and too much Co'cola while
sitting on a hard chair.

*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppttt*ppppppptt*

Damn things sting a bit while exploding, too.

If there's a video for this, I dun wanna know.
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12 comments:

  1. bonemanAugust 16, 2011 8:27 PM

    Well, there IS a video, but, truthfully...

    WE didn't want to know about yours, either.
    Me?
    Oh heck, gal. I can still belt out some old Rolling Stones tunes...

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  2. JeanAugust 16, 2011 8:29 PM

    These here are without control. Good thing I live alone.

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  3. randompawsesAugust 16, 2011 9:21 PM

    Been there, done that, glad nobody had a video camera! ROTFL

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  4. Joan of Argghh!August 16, 2011 10:24 PM

    We (the son and DIL and JR) were naming the different kinds of farts last night:

    Seam Ripper
    Squealer
    Squeaker
    Tail Gunner

    You get the idea.

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  5. darkfoamAugust 16, 2011 10:46 PM

    must a been the little bubble wrap ..

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  6. JeanAugust 17, 2011 7:37 AM

    Actually, I made it all up.
    I never fart.

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  7. Joan of Argghh!August 17, 2011 8:08 AM

    Don't you wish Erica could find and reprint her whole little story about never farting? OMG but that was some funny schtick!

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  8. JeanAugust 17, 2011 8:11 AM

    oh Hell yeah.... but I also wish she would just write again!

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  9. EricaAugust 17, 2011 12:16 PM

    I never fart. Never once. Ever. Subcutaneous gas in my body merely converts to fat. True story. :)

    I wish I could write again too. I actually do, come to think of it...sort of...

    http://www.sheepsheadbites.com/author/esherman/

    It's not much, but it keeps me busy.

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  10. DoomAugust 17, 2011 3:56 PM

    In a dank and dark room,

    there she went, boom.

    After a meal of of unhealth,

    that took only a small amount of her wealth,

    I think something foul I smealth.

    Never... mind... Plus, you started it!

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  11. JeanAugust 17, 2011 5:26 PM

    Holy whoozis, Erica....you be uptown. Congratulations!

    Doom, that has a rap rhythm to it. Ha!

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  12. DoomAugust 17, 2011 9:40 PM

    Nah, think Poe.

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