Friday, June 13, 2008

In an email from my sister...

Live your life in such a way that
when your feet hit the floor in the
morning, Satan shudders and says...

"Oh shit...she's awake!"

20 comments:

  1. I like your sister.
    THAT'S going to be my motto...

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  2. Will do!!

    Look out Satan

    Corby

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  3. Even though those are not original to her...she can be a real hoot!

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  4. I'm liking that one, too.

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  5. That one is a keeper! You may see it or a variation of it again...

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  6. I've had that feeling before ;)

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  7. Absolutely perfect!

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  8. usually when I pass a church
    I like to stop for a visit.
    That's so when I go in feet first, God don't call down, "who is it?"

    and, tell me this....when your sister sends e-mail to you....
    does she send a picture of a flasher, too?

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  9. oh, don't mind me.....
    I'm just monkeying around.

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  10. Jean, just so you don't miss it, new haiku up over at my place. Your expert critique welcome, but don't be too harsh on me... after all, I'm just an amateur...

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  11. .... and what happens if Satan says, "Hot DAMN!.... He's AWAKE!"?.....

    ..... not that I would know anything about that, I'm just asking....

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  12. well, that would be a whole different picture, wouldn't it? heh.

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  13. I try to live my life that way...

    And Boney, God will definitely know who you are because you're good and kind in so many ways, even if you do 'flash' on occasions. Is that sunburn on your tummy?

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  14. when you exit life
    and take away Satan's job
    just turn down the heat!

    - an evil haiku

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  15. "Rise from the ashes ablaze of everyday glory"

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  16. That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

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