Sunday, December 30, 2007

Delivery Boy...

Can we be friends?

I don't know. Can we?

Can we just have sex?

No. You weren't that good.


(far be it from me to ruin a man's wet dream, but... )

20 comments:

  1. Honesty is the best policy, after all.

    It certainly is simpler...

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  2. Kick 'im to the curb and stomp on his bleeding heart.

    Go Jean!

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  3. Joan - simple is best, yes 'tis.

    Mark - bwahahahaha! (He'll get over it. They all do.)

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  4. OMG! Now I would pay to know the entire detailed story here... Not a lot, mind you, but yeah, I'd pay... Probably better than some of the things I've paid for in my life...

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  5. chuckle chuckle. . like one ex "you're frigid.. my god. .you're frigid. . so was my three ex girlfriends. . AND my ex wife" boy I can sure pick em.

    uh. . right. .

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  6. Well, now we know the bar is positioned rather high. Gives us something to work toward.

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  7. Ha! Good one Jean!
    I once had a guy proposition me when I was working in a store. I said I was working, he persisted so I then said, I get a five minute break.
    Ouch. You get him Jean!

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  8. and if I didn't add. . way to go. . that took some guts.. wish I could have seen the look on his face.

    You're my hero.

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  9. Yeah but then they know where you live ;)

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  10. Winston, how much is 'not a lot'?

    Lin - uh, yeah...all those women had a problem, never him. Right.

    Larry - well, m'dear... I have no doubt that there could be a high-jumper in the crowd ;)

    Corby ooooooooooooh...good one, girl!

    Lin - desperate times require desperate measures...heh.

    Hammer - uh, yeah...definite drawback. Which contributed to the length of time it took to get to this point, unfortunately.

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  11. Yanno, you should give beverage warnings.

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  12. William (may I call you William?)-
    heh...keep coming back. Humor here is not all that common...from me, anyway.

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  13. You do not understand how HARD, I am laughing!

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  14. Boy, you'll just crush anyone's little heart won't you. I mean... all the boy wanted was a booty call.

    Bwahahaha

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  15. Liquid - ah, my girl...you can relate, eh?

    Mick - I can be such a cold bitch at times :)

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  16. Delivery Boy - I think I saw a video called that recently.

    Only he got what he came for.

    Maybe you need to find a delivery MAN.

    Happy New Year, Jean!

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  17. Jean: I would have said: "May we have some sex?" Would that have made a difference? I think good grammar is always in order.

    Thanks for the chuckle (and a lesson in humility) and may you have the best 2008 possible!

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  18. Mark -delivery MAN. you're right.
    Know any?? :)

    Sieg- It would have made a difference with you. DBoy is a lost cause.

    Happy New Year to you both! and all!

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  19. Oh hell, I had a major DOH! moment. I read this post, but the title didn't register. So then I just read your new one about the google search WITH the title. hahaha The post cracked me up originally, but now, I get it. *snort*

    Can I get all nosy? Send me an email...I wanna know how young he was. hehehe

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  20. LL - he is younger than me by 16 years...heh.

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