...alrighty, then.
In an attempt to lighten the mood a bit, let's take a survey...
What words or phrases do you use, or have heard, when you are talking about
....um, you know... doing "it". Having sex. The title of this post is going to be my only contribution. The rest of you need to leave your entries... ha, a pun... in the comment box, or send them to me in an e-mail. I will post everything you submit in a few days. Everything.
OK,... let the fun begin!
Being a Noo Yawkah, I've always been partial to the phrase "Playing 'Hide the Salami'".
ReplyDeleteOf course, it's really more like 'hide the pepperoni'. Or Slim Jim, in some cases.
Sparrow - HA!!!
ReplyDelete"doing the big nasty"
ReplyDeletemakin' the beast with two backs
ReplyDeleteAustralians call it Nooki. Don't ask me why, I don't know. LOL
ReplyDeleteThis is an easy one...bumping fuzz...which, of course, is a moot point if you shave the vajayjay, in which case it would be the brillo shining the pot...
ReplyDeleteI've also always liked "canoodling", because it reminds me of being on a boat, which I love, and noodles, ditto. What it has to do with sex I haven't a clue.
ReplyDelete... servicing the machine...
ReplyDeleteWettin' the pencil..
ReplyDelete...Stump Grinding...
ReplyDelete...Probing the Clam
ReplyDelete...Riding the Subway...
ReplyDeleteBoinking. Boffing.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mattress Olympics.
Invented by my wife:
ReplyDeletefuckitation
or just plain old sexy sexin'
When you have young children, and it's daytime, it's called:
ReplyDeletegetting dressed
or
taking a nap
or, my personal favorite:
taking a shower!
Of course, I'm the guy who writes signs that say "I'may akednay" and hang them on my bedroom door for my wife to find when she comes up at night, so maybe I'm the wrong person to ask about this.
You guys are great....keep 'em coming....damn, another pun.
ReplyDeleteLee.....whatever works!
Having carnal knowledge of someone.
ReplyDeleteKnowing someone in the Biblical way.
Porking someone.
...Dipping the pen in the ink well...
ReplyDelete...letting the boys loose...
ReplyDeleteclean the pipes out, making whoopie, doing the nasty, getting some exercise.those are just a few that come to the top of my head.
ReplyDeleteRiding the dolphin.
ReplyDeleteOooh, and makin' whoopie! I love that one!
ReplyDeleteOn the topic of porking, my brother had a friend who liked to snag ladies in the ladies room. He was known as "Pat, the Powder Room Porker". Heh.
ReplyDeletelol V-man
ReplyDelete"Wanna play?" or "Rock me to sleep"
I know, booooring.
I was telling my wife about this, and she reminded me of an article we saw once on this subject. The most disturbing one we read was (drum roll please):
ReplyDeleteSnuggies and Pumpies
EEEEEeeewwwwww!
Sounds like something a Catholic priest might do!
I've always been partial to "Let's get kinky!".
ReplyDeleteOr screwin'.
Holy Cow... this is gonna make a great post... in another day or so.
ReplyDelete........Knockin' boots
ReplyDeleteThe mate was a mechanic for motorcycles, I liked "getting my cylinder honed".
ReplyDeleteHe was army, too and that gave us "staff inspection".
I was a hippy once, "getting down"
From a movie/book we loved, "How about a friendly poke? I'll cut ya for it?"
Sticom come on, "Baby, OH Baby!"
Camping out - "Let's go shake the dew off the tent".
In a hurry, "I'm naked!"
Mate was cold (which almost never happened) "Will you roast my weenie?" or, from me, "Let me lick your magic mushroom" (that always got him!)
Am I at TMI yet? LOL!
"fool around"
"watching the submarine races"
"how bout a little hanky panky?"
and his favorite specialty offer
"free mustache ride"
Oh, almost forgot, "tickle the peanut", "magic carpet ride" and "you show me yours, I'll show you mine".
Yea, we liked sex. A lot of the time it was just, "wanna get laid?" but we loved the others, too.
dang!
ReplyDeletewhatcha got goin' here?
How 'bout gettin' some.
just an ol' guy, y'know.
Doon' it.
Spoonin' fronts.
Belly bumpin'.
Mixin' up he Jam!
Searchin' fer bees in a honey pot.
(found one!
oooo, that ain't no bee....)
Wow this took me down memory lane. I have lived long enough to hear most all of these at least once.......
ReplyDeleteshag the beaver comes to mind. But truthfully, I am kind of old fashioned, and prefer love making to sex, so I like to be approached in a bit more tasteful manner. I never could just have sex without feeling something, wish I could, it would sure make things easier in my life...haha
there is simply no substitute for 'fucking', in my opinion ...
ReplyDeleteAlan - finally, someone said it!
ReplyDelete...and, thank you so much for visiting here.
haha, yes it had to be said :)
ReplyDeleteand it's a pleasure to visit jean.
Dancing in the sheets
ReplyDeleteWashing machine
Roll in the hay
Doin' the horizontal bop
Making a little magic
Having a quickie
Rocking and rolling
Hide the pickle.
ReplyDeleteThanks to all of you!!....the complete results will be posted soon.
ReplyDeleteStump Grinding
ReplyDeleteIt's ok, Sgt... you get credit too!
ReplyDeleteJames H - welcome and thanks!
Horizontal Mambo!
ReplyDeleteMakin' Bacon!
ReplyDeleteOops, sorry bigbadwolf, didn't see you.
ReplyDeleteDoing the wild thing. And did anyone say humping? Going at it? Jumping your bones? Balling? Pounditation? Shagging? Schtupping? Riding the pink pony?
That's it, I think I'm done!